Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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