We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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