you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
what a classic moment of my life. A buffet of taco bell and a taser gun.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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