sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
Whoever owns the butter that i always steal out of the office fridge definitely put THC butter in there this time. Shit just got real.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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