in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
at the hospital. the stripper fell on his face when she was trying to grab the dollar bill out of his mouth with her ass. broken nose for sure.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
I had to cum in my sink.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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