Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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