Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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