And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
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