i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Randomize
