I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I was all, oh. I've had tattoos and broken a limb. Waxing my lady parts will be a cake walk. I was wrong.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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