I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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