he spit gasoline on a tiki torch to impress a girl. he caught on fire but did get laid. success.
I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
There are at least 3.6 billion human cocks in this world. Get some. Get as many as humanly possible. Literally. Do it. 1-2-3 go!
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
I knew my bag made it because I could smell the fireball that spilled inside of my suitcase before it was on the luggage carousel.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I'm perplexed as to why anyone on this planet is straight
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
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