Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
This guy wants me to put ice under his foreskin. What!?
Also, two points for knowing me well enough to know I definitely would put the moves on his brother.
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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