Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
The woman in front of me has a completely clear purse. I can see everything. It's ballsy because her vagisil is on display.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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