Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Not at all! I'll let your potential employer know you have a huge dick
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
Randomize
