i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
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