come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
can I come stay the night
yeah, but no sex tonight
I'll stay home
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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