Please forgive me. I will pay for your emergency room visit.
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
I'm convinced that college is the only place where one can have an existential crisis over what sweatpants to wear
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
I'm both gender and math confused
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