I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
It was my penance. God came down to me in the form of an angel and said, "you must atone for your sins, by puking in your mouth at church right before communion"
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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