Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
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