please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I just woke up and my mouth tastes like I licked the bathroom floor in the last ghetto bar we were in. I'm going to get my mouth checked for chlamydia. Do I see a dentist for that?
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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