I don't get calzones all look the same but taste so different
I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I was curling my hair today and I looked at my curling iron and thought...
You at least unplugged it right?
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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