Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
There's lube and condom packets all over the street we missed something awesome.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
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