I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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