i'm signing you up for texting rehab
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
he said didn't have much sexual experience and then proceeded to tell me he is going to make me cum harder than my vibrator could
well, that escalated quicky
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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