You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
You know the @ sign on twitter? i wish there was one of those in real life so that the smokin' hot guy at the bar would know the slutty unbuttoning of my shirt was directed @ him, not @ his friend who looks like Mickey Rourke post-face melting
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
