shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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