quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
I told her that I thought she needed an oral mammogram. With me being pre-med she bought it.
totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
I won't be able to get a boner for a month
Challenge accepted.
"you can only have my number if you answer all the questions on this trivial pursuit card correctly"
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
PANTIES FOUND
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