I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
He came over hammered at four in the morning with roses trying to get me back when my new fling opened the door he just stood there crying for 40mins even after we closed the door
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
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