He kissed a someone with a penis
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
No I am not eating basil off your cock
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
i now understand why vodka
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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