There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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