I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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