I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
i would one night stand the shit outta him
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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