There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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