that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
official rule: if your drunk, it doesn't count
then nothing in my life counts
Do you think if I tell the hot Santa at work that I want a sugar daddy for Christmas that he'll get the hint?
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
I'm getting married
To pizza
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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