dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
Everything about him screamed your future.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
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