One girl and one boy is just not enough.
how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
DUDE. I'm missing my big toenail. My bed has blood all over it. WHAT DID WE DO LAST NIGHT?
I don't know, but I chipped my tooth and I'm wearing different underwear.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
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