Why can't we have signs that automatically flash on our foreheads that say not interested when gross ugly guys come around, like those glasses that get dark when the sun comes out?
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
You know you're an upperclassmen when you go to a party with no makeup, wet hair, weed socks, and no shoes, take a shot ski, then leave
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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