She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just gave my patient permission to swallow while pregnant. She was so embarrassed to ask...but her bf was really happy with the answer.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
You know you're fucked up when you decide to pour fireball whiskey in your vegetable beef soup
A part of me realizes this is a bad time to text. But I override it with my awesomeness
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
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