their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I'd like to say he was whispering sweet nothings into my ear all night but really he was just whispering "pussyyy"
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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