Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
left comments onEVRY SINGLE1of my posts n status updates.Im done dating freshmen
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
I just worked out and used handles of vodka as weights. Whoever said alcoholism is detrimental to you health obviously has no fucking idea.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
What can I say, I bounce back quick. Never thought the line "my turtle died" would get me so many free drinks last night
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Randomize
