CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
pro-tip: weed infused snickerdoodles are far less conspicuous to eat at work than brownies. no one ever suspects the snickerdoodle.
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
It started as ''I want a romantic life right now'' text. It ended with pool table sex.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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