I wish i was in the wii world.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I chugged that bitch with a dip in.
You somehow managed to be a man whilst drinking a Mike's Hard. I commend you.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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