going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
I’m a coke loving, addy selling, pot smoking CRIMINOLOGY major. If there isn't irony in that I give up.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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