and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
some old guy just shit himself in my section. everyones leaving
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
be right there i have to get my cape
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
are you listening to the theme from Jurassic Park whilst pooping?
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
I flushed a potato down the toilet so now we have to live in a hotel.
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