He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
You called your ex's vag an "AIDS Pinata". Drunk You is the Hulk Hogan of insults.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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