I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
I was told I sang Taylor Swift's entire discography in between violent bursts of green vomit before falling asleep in the bath tub
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Gave his drunk ass water, & he poured it on my shirt while saying "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!" When reminded of it today he replied with, "at least you came in first place"
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