...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i love accidental penises.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
His body is like Jesus fingering me while I eat birthday cake
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
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