can u get pink eye on your cock?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
everything was going well until edgar threatened to handcuff the security guard to himself.
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
That super awesome moment when the guy who threw up in your bed last night crawls into your roommate's bed the next morning...Naked...She was in it.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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