Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
That's what every 12 year old basketball team needs; a drunk and hungover lady eating KD whilst cheering them on. Highlight of their lives.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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