I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
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