dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
If I had a clone, I'd fuck it with a condom
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Found a dirty envelope on my seat w ur name and $122.50 written on the front. Nothing inside but what looks like dirty pine needles
You hit on my mom and then passed out in the kiddie pool.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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